lets play “which download link is the real one”
josiahfiles: nick flurry
imagine if it went the opposite way around
Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Band Member: Marry me.
Band Member: What?
Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
richwhitelesbian: if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food
dobbaaa: fapitalism: I’m gonna be honest ...
Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
my family: omg she's out of her room!!! she's alive!!! lolololool
yogdo: oMFG LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ASS I’MG ONNA PEE
microwavepizzaoven: apparently not all black people respond when you call them p. diddy
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
microwavepizzaoven: like what the heck is the point of a salad? if i wanted to eat something green i would go outside and eat some grass. you don’t have to pay $6.99 FOR GRASS
notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!! america: 1 britain: 0 notice how every other country in the world hates you what about canada canada doesnt hate us nobody cares what canada thinks I care
lliampayne: one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”
mylifesarumor: my neopet is the most rachet thing ever i’m so ashamed of it
motivational speaker: follow ur heart!!
me: does he follow back