May 2012
lets play “which download link is the real one”
josiahfiles:
nick flurry
imagine if it went the opposite way around
Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Band Member: Marry me.
Me: What?
Band Member: What?
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
richwhitelesbian:
if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food
dobbaaa:
fapitalism:
I’m gonna be honest
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Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
me: hi
my family: omg she's out of her room!!! she's alive!!! lolololool
me: bye
yogdo:
oMFG LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ASS I’MG ONNA PEE
microwavepizzaoven:
apparently not all black people respond when you call them p. diddy
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
microwavepizzaoven:
like what the heck is the point of a salad? if i wanted to eat something green i would go outside and eat some grass. you don’t have to pay $6.99 FOR GRASS
notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!
america: 1
britain: 0
notice how every other country in the world hates you
what about canada
canada doesnt hate us
nobody cares what canada thinks
I care
lliampayne:
one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”
mylifesarumor:
my neopet is the most rachet thing ever i’m so ashamed of it
Watch
motivational speaker: follow ur heart!!
me: does he follow back
