May 2013
westbor0baptistchurch:
Nothing is more female empowering than beating someone on Brawl with Peach and I’m a boy.
17yr:
woah calm down im just trying to date your dad
isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him...
getoffmybloghoe:
it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
shutupaubrey:
cawllin:
dont
me
that thing is scary as hell like i’m pretty damn startled
a-bitch-jerk-and-an-assbutt:
*cuddles up next to you, rests head on your shoulder and whispers seductively in your ear* u lil shit
ghostrider-nipslip:
svveden:
a haiku about me in social situations what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
is this a macklemore song
pizza:
*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
uoa:
My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl
rabioheab:
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
Watchblckppl:
i can’t fucking breathe
if you like laughing watch this holy fuck
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
maliciousmelons:
Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
vvebkinz:
mr steal yo mechanical pencil
tobiasfunkey:
a boy giving u his number…………u hand him ur phone…..background and lock screen are harry styles
horsefricker:
in a moody to see a booty
does miley cyrus do anything these days besides walk around
voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
hitlersbreastmilk:
thongs??? ew a respectable girl only wears diapers u gross devil slut
Watchpsyducked:
riveting
halfdeadands0alive:
froggyflan:
I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like
Have you ever seen Peter Pan
She tries to MURDER WENDY
MURDER
also she’s a jealous monster
why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality
and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion
saddeer:
i went to public school okay i know how to hit a bong
