Chalkanddcheese
yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its us dickheads

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

(via g-iggle)

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via imweird-okay)

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unshaped:

"just stop thinking about it"

omg ok thank you so much for your advice why didn’t I just come up WITH THIS PERFECT IDEA LET ME JUST STOP THINKING ABOUT THE THING THAT BUGS ME THE MOST IN MY LIFE OMG THAT IS SO EASY THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FOR MAKING MY LIFE BETTER I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BY MYSELF

(via pagingme)

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5 hours ago

bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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(Source: heteroh, via shutup-imfunny)

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6 hours ago
Baby:M-m
Mom:Mama?
Baby:The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via g-iggle)

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